What the colour of your car says about you

We were having a discussion at our meeting last week, a new member has just bought a Triumph Spitfire and it needs a re-spray, so the conversation turned to which colour to paint it. It was the first time we had met, so I suggested is ideal choice would depend on his personality traits.

So to help him, or anyone else, decide on car colours here’s a ‘silly dive’, as opposed to a ‘deep dive’ into the colourful world of car owners and their personality types based on the colour of their cars. Don’t take it too seriously – whatever colour your car is you don’t need treatment, counselling or electro-convulsive therapy.

Red Car Owners: Ah, the fiery red car owners, bold, daring, and always ready to make a statement. These folks are often the life of the party, craving attention and excitement wherever they go. They thrive on adrenaline, living life in the fast lane with a passion for adventure. Red car owners are not afraid to stand out from the crowd and command attention wherever they roam. Just watch out for their fiery tempers on the road – they might honk at you with the intensity of a thousand suns . . .

Blue Car Owners: Cool, calm, and collected, blue car owners exude a sense of tranquillity and reliability. These individuals are often practical and level-headed, preferring smooth ride not high-speed thrills. They value stability and harmony in their lives, opting for a serene driving experience that soothes the soul. Blue car owners are the ones you can count on for a relaxing road trip or a thoughtful conversation about the meaning of life – just don’t ask them to join you for a spontaneous skydiving adventure . . .

Black Car Owners: Sleek, sophisticated, and oh-so-mysterious, black car owners see themselves as the epitome of elegance and refinement. These individuals have a taste for the finer things in life, from designer suits to gourmet cuisine, and their choice of car reflects their impeccable sense of style. Black car owners exude an air of mystery, leaving others intrigued by their enigmatic allure. Just be careful not to get lost in the abyss of their tinted windows – you might never find your way out . . .

White Car Owners: Pure, pristine, and perpetually optimistic, white car owners radiate a sense of innocence and purity. These individuals are often idealists at heart, seeing the world through rose-tinted glasses and believing in the power of positivity. White car owners value simplicity and cleanliness, preferring a fresh start over the complexities of life. They are the eternal optimists, always looking for perfection, even in the midst of a traffic jam or a rainy day. Just don’t spill your coffee in their immaculate interiors – you might trigger a meltdown of epic proportions . . .

Silver Car Owners: Silver car owners are the ultimate pragmatists, blending style with practicality in perfect harmony. These individuals are often analytical and detail-oriented, weighing the pros and cons of every decision with precision. Silver car owners value efficiency and versatility, seeking a reliable ride that can adapt to any situation. They are the masters of multitasking, effortlessly juggling work, family, and leisure with finesse. Just don’t expect them to make impulsive decisions – they’ll need to consult their colour-coded spreadsheets first . . .

Yellow Car Owners: Bright, cheerful, and full of zest, yellow car owners are like rays of sunshine on the road. These individuals have a sunny disposition and an infectious enthusiasm for life. They embrace every opportunity with optimism and energy, spreading joy wherever they go. Yellow car owners are the life of the party, always up for a spontaneous adventure or a spontaneous sing-along in traffic. Just be prepared for their boundless energy – they might convince you to join them for a road trip to nowhere . . .

Green Car Owners: Grounded, eco-conscious, and in tune with nature, green car owners are the guardians of the environment. These individuals prioritize sustainability and mindfulness in their daily lives, seeking harmony with the planet and all its inhabitants. Green car owners are the champions of conservation, opting for fuel-efficient vehicles and eco-friendly practices to minimize their carbon footprint. Just watch out for their eco-warrior tendencies – they might lecture you on the virtues of recycling while you’re stuck at a red light . . .

Purple Car Owners: Regal, imaginative, and delightfully eccentric, purple car owners march to the beat of their own drum. These individuals are unapologetically unique, embracing their individuality with flair and panache. Purple car owners have a creative spirit and a vivid imagination, seeing the world through kaleidoscope-coloured glasses. They’re the dreamers, the visionaries, the ones who dare to defy convention and chart their own course. Just don’t be surprised if they show up to your driveway in a purple polka-dotted car – they’re not afraid to stand out in a crowd . . .

Orange Car Owners: Bold, energetic, and brimming with enthusiasm, orange car owners are the eternal optimists with a zest for life. These individuals radiate warmth and vitality, infusing every moment with passion and excitement. Orange car owners have a magnetic personality and an irresistible charm that draws others to them like moths to a flame. They’re the thrill-seekers, the adrenaline junkies, the ones who live life on the edge with a smile on their face. Just be prepared for their infectious laughter – it’s bound to brighten even the dreariest of days . . .

Brown Car Owners: Grounded, practical, and down-to-earth, brown car owners exude a sense of reliability and stability. These individuals are no-nonsense types who value functionality and durability above all else. Brown car owners are the unsung heroes of the road, quietly navigating life’s twists and turns with steadfast resolve. They’re the ones you can count on for a helping hand or a reassuring presence in times of need. Brown car owners may not seek the spotlight, but their steadfastness and reliability make them the backbone of any journey. Just don’t mistake their understated demeanour for a lack of excitement – beneath the surface lies a heart of gold and a world of untapped adventures waiting to be discovered . . .

So, next time you see a car zooming by in your favourite shade, take a moment to ponder the colourful personality behind the wheel – you might just find a kindred spirit on the road to wherever life takes you. And if you’re a driver, you can showTop of Form your true colours and let your personality shine through, after all, life’s too short to drive a boring car!